a sad day

Well, people....sad to say...our little duck is gonna fly the coop....leave the nest...throw us to da curb!
As tears fill the ground floor one wonders what the future beckons. Will the little duckling call us ever, remember our names...will she now want a divorce form her husband, get a new best friend? Questions remain unanswered!
More to the questions...has she told John. I tell you, he should have been the first person she told, i just hope it doesn't slip out in any conversation any one of us has with him, otherwise we will all be barred from this workplace....the wrath of our resident security guy is not worth mentioning! This is no joke people!!!!! Take cover!